Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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