I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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