the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
