did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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