..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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