You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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