Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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