how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i think im in europe. pls send help
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