It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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