dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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