We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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