Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
