well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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