Those balls look pretty dangerous.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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