i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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