Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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