Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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