dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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