I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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