Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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