What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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