Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
