never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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