it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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