all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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