thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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