Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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