I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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