No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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