He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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