we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
A bitchslap is in order.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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