Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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