I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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