Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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