he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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