I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
they're like a gay fantastic four
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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