On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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