hotel room ftw
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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