My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
