Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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