I wanna bring you to show and tell
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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