he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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