please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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