Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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