You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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