Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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