The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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