And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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