Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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