he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
